An Open Letter to Revolting Labour MPs

Original article can be read here


Photo by Jessica Taylor


Dear revolting MPs

I write fiction in my spare time, and often I find that when I become engrossed in my own story, I can lose all perspective on whether my plot, my characters and my dialogue are at all convincing. At times therefore, I find it useful to get fresh eyes to look at my work and tell me if I’m going down the wrong track. To all 172 revolting Labour MPs, today, that’s what I’m going to do for you.

The central issue of your coup against Jeremy Corbyn is that he is “unelectable” as proven by a nine month history of leadership and a supposedly lack-lustre performance as part of the Labour “Remain” camp. The failure, you believe, of his leadership on this issue, is a perfect example of his failure as a leader in general. For that reason, you feel that for him to continue, with the possibility of a general election approaching, is untenable, and that a new leader, with less leftist-leaning attitudes and a more centrist approach to politics (whatever that means) is the way forward.

My problem with the above narrative, is that it’s pure fiction. Don’t get me wrong – if you were trying to write this as fiction – it would go down a treat! But I hear that you’re trying to pass this off to real human beings, with actual brains. And that’s problematic. Here’s why.

First of all, Jeremy Corbyn is evidently not unelectable, given that he was elected to leadership with the largest mandate in the history of British politics. You could argue – and many of you reading this will – that they were young, flamboyant hippies with flowers in their hair and no relation to the “old Labour vote”. You might be right, but hey, it’s a heck of a start, isn’t it? If the leader needs to unify the young left-leaning liberal and the older Labour vote, then Mr. Corbyn has already got the former, sorted. As for the older Labour vote, who better to seek that vote than a leader whose political career has been spent fighting the very de-industrialization that brought poverty and disaffection to so many of those older voters? When we consider further that after nine months of Corbyn’s leadership, the party has gone from a catastrophic general election result to being neck-and-neck in the latest polls with the Tories, we see further that it is not Corbyn who is out of touch with the public, but yourselves.

Brexit was a staggering result. It shocked everyone. But in a way, I am more shocked by the utter contempt you must have for the average Briton. Do you think that we are so stupid as to blame an entire referendum result on one man’s campaigning, especially when we see that Labour voters voted to Remain in the same proportion as SNP voters – 63%. Is Sturgeon also a failed leader, then? No, I didn’t think so.

But come now, I guess we shouldn’t let facts get in the way of a pre-planned coup. Shall we ignore the fact that in the beginning of June pre-referendum, news emerged that Labour rebels were planning to topple Corbyn by instigating a mass resignation of his shadow-cabinet? Should we ignore the fact that the instigators of this coup are organised by members of the right-leaning Labour think-tank, the Fabian society (like MP Margaret Hodge, vice president of the Fabian society, who drafted the vote of no confidence bill), which has ties to the PR machine Portland Communications, which in turn, has Alastair Campbell (Blair’s spin-doctor) and Jimmy Leach (Blair’s former head of communications) on its strategic council? Shall we ignore the fact that fifteen of the shadow secretary of states and nine of the shadow ministers who resigned, are affiliated to the Fabian society? Shall we forget that Corbyn has expressed willingness to call for Tony Blair and his apparatchiks to stand trial for war crimes? Are we meant to be surprised then, at seeing Alastair Campbell (who drafted the dodgy WMD dossier) emerge from the woodwork, calling for Corbyn to step down?

No, with the approaching Chilcot Inquiry publication on July 6th, I am not in the least surprised that you, the conservative element of the party, have triggered a coup now. However, what I am surprised by is how you have forgotten that it was a quarter of a million ordinary people like me who elected Corbyn to leadership. Let this then be my parting advice, as an onlooker with fresh eyes: you are drawing upon yourselves the disgust of a nation at a time when you should have brought it together in unity. Do not confuse airtime in the press with public approval. You are betraying the trust of thousands of your members by behaving in the most obscene and undemocratic fashion.

Trials and tribulations often expose the real mettle and character of people. This last week, we have seen how Corbyn has stood firm against a sea of opposition, unrelenting, on his democratic principles. Take heed, revolting MPs – your opposition to him is drawing not only public ire upon yourself, but public approbation and support for him.

Yours sincerely,

A disgusted citizen.



Why the Refugee Crisis Is My Favourite Crisis of All

This article first appeared on the Huffington Post here. Photo by Bengin Ahmad

Without doubt, the refugee crisis in Europe is definitely my favourite crisis so far (and we’ve had a fair few crises recently).

Here’s why.

It is not my place to give a number on what the right number of refugees this country should take is. It’s a difficult question. Nevertheless, Mr. Cameron’s logic on the number we have decided, doesn’t add up. Recently he was quoted as stating that taking more refugees than we are doesn’t really “solve the problem“. Instead, we should look to “bring peace and stability to the Middle East“. One can only assume that this was precisely what Mr. Cameron was aiming to achieve when he and Sarkozy as part of NATO bombed Libya – a country with the highest human development index in Africa at the time – into a failed state, brewing ISIS. Though the Libyans did not benefit from our intervention, BP definitely did, as did Total, the french oil giant. Who would have thought?

The need for integrity in international affairs was highlighted to me recently when I attended the largest annual gathering of Muslims in the UK. Speaking to an audience of 35,000, the caliph of the Ahmadiyya Muslim community quoted John Wright, a historian on Libya, who wrote that “…Out of the many examples of Western military interventions in recent times, none has been more grievous or disastrous than NATO’s 2011 intervention in Libya, which only helped turn the country into a failed state.” The Caliph went on to say that “this is just a glimpse of how wrongdoing is perpetrated in the name of peace and justice”.

How true that statement is. It was bombs manufactured in Swindon, Samlesbury, Coningsby and Yeovil that destroyed the homes and hearths of the people of Libya, paid for by our taxes. It was the same story in Iraq and Afghanistan, and fast forward just a few years, and here we are again. A new Middle Eastern crisis, spiralling out from a Syrian civil war that was funded lock, stock, and barrel by our governments, has displaced millions of desperate refugees. And now, after making their lives intolerable, having creating power vacuums in their countries that have been filled by bloodthirsty and fanatical warlords, we suddenly recoil in horror at the idea that refugees would like to come to our country. The nerve!

The next line of the script usually goes something like, “but where will all the thousands of refugees go? The UK is full!” Well, not quite. You see, 6.8% of land in the UK is urban with the other 93% practically uninhabited. 78% of the urban landscape is classified as “natural” rather than built, i.e.: gardens/parks/green spaces, leaving 2.3% of the UK literally built upon. All of the UK’s 64.1 million people live in this 2.3%. Oh and 69% of our land is owned by 0.6% of our population – the same aristocracy trying to convince the public at large that the UK is bursting at the seams. Coincidence, right?

How things have changed. After world war two, when the UK had a debt to GDP ratio of more than 200%, (Greece after its last bailout was at 170% to put things in perspective), Western Europe accommodated 900,000 refugees. Mr Cameron can’t afford to accept more than twelve refugees a day into our country, not because of the limitation of money or means, but out of fear of a public indoctrinated by the Daily Mail and co. into thinking that immigrants are taking all our jobs whilst all being on benefits too. As public perception changes, so will Mr. Cameron’s tune, and there is evidence that it is already beginning to.

How then can we solve this crisis? On this, the Caliph, Mirza Masroor Ahmad, said something that struck a chord with me – and maybe it will strike a chord with you too. He told us that justice is the bare minimum God expects of us. Justice, he explained, is to give to others what is their right and their due. Beyond that, there are two further levels of goodness: grace, and kinship. Grace is to go beyond that and give people more than what they are owed. Kinship is the highest stage – it is to treat others like they are your children. This level of goodness, he said, requires that you undergo sacrifices for the good of others, seeking nothing in return, seeking only their welfare.

Justice may solve today’s crisis, but it is kinship that will solve the problem for the future. Kinship means that we wouldn’t invade countries out of envy of their resources; we wouldn’t fund civil wars; we wouldn’t sell arms to warring nations; we wouldn’t ignore the plight of the desperate; we wouldn’t imprison people without charge; we wouldn’t kill those who speak the truth.

We would simply think and do what is best for others, as we would count them among our own kith and kin. And that’s why this refugee crisis is my favourite crisis of all – because maybe, just maybe, it might teach us that our actions will return to us, if not today, then tomorrow. Recently, our actions returned to us in the image of a dying toddler named Aylan. God forbid if tomorrow it is we who would be visited with a calamity that makes refugees of us too.

Corruption has appeared on land and sea because of what men’s hands have wrought, that He may make them taste the fruit of some of their doings, so that they may turn back from evil. (Qur’an 30:42)